Friday, 1 March 2013

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!


You might have heard that several grocery stores in the UK have removed tens of thousands of burgers from their freezers after revelations that some contained up to 29% horse meat.  Now it has been reported that those Swedish meatballs from IKEA also contain horse meat. 


Since this discovery, the internet has been buzzing with equine jokes and in the spirit of "a good laugh" I thought I'd share a few with you!

What do you call a burnt Tesco burger?
Black Beauty

Anyone want a burger from Tesco?
Yay or neigh?

Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my burger, so I had a £5 each way bet.

Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night. I still have a bit between my teeth.

A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco.  Her condition is said to be stable.

I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer....and THEY'RE OFF!  

I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvers.    


3 comments:

Sandi @the WhistleStop Cafe said...

You are to hilarious for your own good!

A Tale of Two Cities said...

Oh dear--I didn't realize it had escalated to all this! Funny post!

Naina said...

LOL!